Total Medals Earned: 988 (From 199 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,140 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (120/420 points)
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 9/25 (170/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Fully research 10 items.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 9/27 (140/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/11 (200/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million